What would you do if a girl farted on the first date?not no lil squeaker but the bombs
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What would you do if a girl farted on the first date?not no lil squeaker but the bombs
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She’s trying to assert her dominance over me. I’d shit on the table to make it clear who’s in charge here
Say “oh good I can stop holding mine in now”
I would say “bless you”
Pretend I didn’t hear it.
Been there, was a hike and she kept farting, picking her nose and sat down on a bench, got up and said “oooh I just got my period” leaving a stain behind and just walked away. Soon after she used my bathroom (hike was near my house) and didn’t wash her hands. I gave her a towel to put on her car seat and later told her “I wasn’t feeling it”
Return the fart. The buttholes much have open dialogue if they’re to get along. Nothing worse than two assholes who hate eachother.
Return fire!
Fart back to make her feel better. Bonus laughs and a funny first date story. 🤷♂️
Inhale vigorously
I’d fart back
Bombs you say, like she’s just sitting across from you making eye contact while she lifts a cheek and busts ass?
That’s confidence
I would claim the fart was mine, and take her embarrassment upon myself. “Oh my hell, I had a really big breakfast!”
Maybe laugh and think nothing of it
Bottle it and release it on our 10th anniversary
Look at her dead in the eye and say in my best Clint Eastwood imitation “challenge accepted”
Immediately shift the conversation to : “Hey do you think loud pharts can also be smelly? Or is it the really silent ones which are killer?”
Continue the conversation with utmost seriousness
Do whatever she does.
Make eye contact and see her reaction
I’d ignore it, I know how embarrassing that could be so I’d just pretend to not even notice.
Ask her if she sat on a duck!
Hell yeah! Major turn on, glad to see she’s comfortable and don’t give a shit what anyone thinks.
Nice.
Fart back twice as loud to assert dominance.
People fart. No big deal.
I’d consider this an invitation to a music battle, and thus perform the 20th Century Fox theme with my anus
I’d say “barking spiders” like my mom’s ex husband used to do.
I was at a bonfire at my friends house one summer. Felt a huge one coming on, so I went out of earshot/vision (so I thought) and let it fly. Didn’t realize that some guy was behind me peeing in the woods. Now he’s my husband sleeping next to me 😂
Not care
Pretend I didn’t hear it. I know it’s embarrassing and it’s natural so no reason to make a big stink about it.
I like the type of questions on this sub and I have 2 answers for this one, one serious and one with a /s
Why would I care? People have flaws for a reason. I I would assert dominace from the getgo and create a fart louder than hers
Take a deep breath and walk out with a gass mask over ypur head to prevent further mutations. No eye contact because you will not be able to see anything because of her smoke grenade
Laugh so much that probably will make her laugh again and so hard that she will fart again
[Owen Wilson “Wow” impression]
Probably laugh for a second and then continue with the conversation.