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What was your you got caught with the pants down and 31C5 on your hand moment?

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  1. Not me, but the guy I caught in the woods when I was 8. I was told by my next door neighbor that two of our neighborhood buddies were looking for me and said for me to come down to the “dirt hills”. Looking back now I realized it’s odd that he didn’t want to come with me. He wasn’t doing anything but just standing in his front yard. So I head off to see them, and what I found was a man coming up the hill with his pants about knee height and his underwear exposed. I didn’t know what to say so I was just like, “Uh.. have you seen Jeff and Matt?” And he’s like no. Then I say, “okay” and take off on my bike as fast as possible.

    He approached me 2 more times over the following month 1st to tell me he knew who I was, where I lived, who my family were, what they did etc. Basically it was to threaten me. Then he found me and my next door neighbor smoking a cigarette in the woods and he tries to offer us drugs.

    Within the past 5 years having thought a lot about my life and these experiences I realized I was set up. This isn’t the first time my next door neighbor and his mother pull some shit like this. There was this other time when I was jumping on his trampoline in the back yard and he suddenly stops points at a car parked on the side of the street and says, “they’re taking a picture of you.” But it’s odd that he said they were taking a picture of me. Why not” They’re taking pictures of us.”?

    Attention Nelson family. If I do wind up going on a killing spree I’m going to come for you an all you hold dear. You’re a bunch of psychotic fucking pricks and it wouldn’t surprise me at all to learn you had connections to the CIA somehow.

    Drew. You are particularly a disappointment to me. I used to look up to you and admire you. All you hold dear. And I’ll make you watch and feel the despair sink in. I won’t kill you. I’ll just make you watch. I’ll kill Chris because I pity him in a way.

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