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Holding your loved one from behind while she is standing on a rail overlooking a long drop to the water at the end of possibly the world’s largest cruise ship.
Buying someone a car as a surprise. “Hey honey, I bought you a car payment for Christmas! You didn’t get to have input on the color, or options, but I was able to get it finance on an 8 year note!”
Rose petals on the floor, bed, with candles all over the room. Who’s gonna clean everything? Us.
Sex against the wall with the guy carrying the girl. The back burn isn’t worth it. The fear of being dropped is also not worth it. Not to mention it takes a lot of work on the guy, which could be reserved for longer sex in other position.
Sex in shower. Cold, slippery. Bruised my knees and elbows, almost hit head on the wall.
Outside:
Feeding each other.
Kissing in the rain. Kissing with constant water pelting down your eyes isn’t a great feeling.
Falling asleep while cuddling. If it happens on accident its whatever but my ex liked to sleep on my chest to fall asleep. Being a stomach sleeper i detested it and would flip over the moment i could nudge her off of me.
Very public wedding proposals.
Anything romantic on a beach.
..or a sand dune.
Calling and texting all day to check on me
Your girlfriend/wife being all cuties while feeding you in public.
Holding your loved one from behind while she is standing on a rail overlooking a long drop to the water at the end of possibly the world’s largest cruise ship.
Sex in the shower, or a hot tub, or submerged. Water isn’t a lubricant for sex.
Buying someone a car as a surprise. “Hey honey, I bought you a car payment for Christmas! You didn’t get to have input on the color, or options, but I was able to get it finance on an 8 year note!”
Sharing a bath. Damn two in the back is the least sexy thing ever.
Olive Garden
Using the bathroom together
Roses petals in your entire fucking house!
At home:
Rose petals on the floor, bed, with candles all over the room. Who’s gonna clean everything? Us.
Sex against the wall with the guy carrying the girl. The back burn isn’t worth it. The fear of being dropped is also not worth it. Not to mention it takes a lot of work on the guy, which could be reserved for longer sex in other position.
Sex in shower. Cold, slippery. Bruised my knees and elbows, almost hit head on the wall.
Outside:
Feeding each other.
Kissing in the rain. Kissing with constant water pelting down your eyes isn’t a great feeling.
Falling asleep while cuddling. If it happens on accident its whatever but my ex liked to sleep on my chest to fall asleep. Being a stomach sleeper i detested it and would flip over the moment i could nudge her off of me.
Sex on the beach.
Oh I agree with the laps thing. My uncle made me sit in his lap as a kid. Definitely wasn’t romantic.
Sleeping holding each other or facing each other too close
Valentine’s Day.
Jealousy.
Cutting off your dick and mailing it to your crush. Seems like a cute gesture but is actually kind of too much.
An unwanted dick pic
Pooping together
Making out right you wake up next to each other. Morning breath is one of my biggest turn offs.
Murder/ suicide
Overly public proposals.
Anything romantic on the beach or sand dunes. Sand is fucking annoying.
Bringing your wife flowers to work.
Kissing in rain. You ever done it? Sloppy and snotty. Not that great lol.
Lighting up a cigarette after she cums
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Boxing clinches.