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What are some steps one should take to recover from getting caught by parents masturbating?

What are some steps one should take to recover from getting caught by parents masturbating?

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  1. step 1: stop caring about it, not like they didn’t already know

    step 2: done, what more than you want? talking about it only makes it more awkward. Maybe lock the door next time, they’ll definitely know then, but at least they won’t see your dick or something

  2. Put it out of your mind! As a dad, I’ve caught my oldest son a time or two and he’s walked in on me as well. Your dad definitely knows you jerk off as he most likely still does too. Next time, take extra care to have door locked but I imagine they’ll begin knocking before entering from now on.

  3. No fucks given. When I was 11 my dad opened and quickly shut the door when I was having a go. My sister walked in and quickly shut the door while I was giving it a go to a Shania Twain video. I’m human and will do human things.

  4. Find whatever will be your comfortable way to address the “elephant in the room” in a positive, light-hearted way…

    Example: (*smirk*) “Just wanna thank you guys for not making that awkward situation even more uncomfortable than it needed to be. Good job, way to go. Haha”

    And then turn the page and go on with life.

  5. Situation unclear. Were you caught masturbating, or were you accidentally caught by dad’s jizz or moms squirt? Or even worse, did you try to steal something and dad had to run out to catch you with his boner throbbing out in the air? Uh, did he even catch you with the boner, literally?

    Now you have probably gotten a few “phew, at least it could be worse”, and let’s get back to serious: getting caught polishing your helmet (your micro-helmet if you’re a she) is embarrassing but *no big deal*. Mom and dad have done more of it than you have – heck, YOUR MOM has taken more cock than you want to think of.

    They are grown-ups, they have been young, and they know that rubbing out is normal. Now if they don’t … uh-oh.

  6. As a mom to a 13 yo boy…I know it’s about to start if it hasn’t already. I will be putting lotion and tissue in the room so there are no stiff socks or towels.

    In my teenage years, my mom found my finger tickler on my floor, thought it was hers, and took it. Told her mine was missing and I apologize if the dog found it. She confessed and we never mentioned it again.

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