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If You Had The World’s Attention For 30 Seconds, What Would You Say?

If You Had The World’s Attention For 30 Seconds, What Would You Say?

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  1. “Please make a deposit to my bank account – [Insert bank account details here]”

    I wouldn’t say why. This would cause confusion among the populous and someone out there would do it out of sheer curiosity… I could make a few dollars or become a multi-millionaire… Who knows?

  2. Attention. The purge will begin in 25 seconds, at which time all crime will be legal….. 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.


  3. “Meditate, be kind & honest with yourself and tell people that matter that you love them. Take care. I’m out”

    For the remaining 20 seconds I may slide a fart.
    Better do it when I have the opportunity.

  4. Just because I am on TV, doesn’t mean I have an educated opinion on anything I say. Form your own damn opinion, and stop listening to people that have the means to catch your attention.

  5. “For those who are not currently aware of our existence, we represent the organization known as the SCP Foundation. Our previous mission centered around the containment and study of anomalous objects, entities and other assorted phenomena. This mission was the focus of our organization for more than one-hundred years. Due to circumstances outside of our control, this directive has now changed. Our new mission will be the extermination of the human race. There will be no further communication”

  6. Success isn’t a 0 sum game for your species and hasn’t been for some time now. Be kind and support your neighbor, give back to your community. Invest in the future generations. You have no clue how much you stand to benefit.

  7. We’re not all that different, and most people really aren’t that special. Cut back on the social media and go out and hear real opinions. Stop letting fear control you.

  8. Love defeats hate. Give kindness freely. Learn from the experiences of others. Know when to admit your wrong. Read often, talk less, listen more and take time for yourself. You live every day. You die only once. Make a difference.

  9. Dear Global Citizens of the World, 7th attempt, sub version 42, please fix your shit or risk an existential reset.

    This is the 3rd and final warning.


    This will get the conspiracy theorist and historian/archeologist excited lol.

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