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Having a wider variety of socially acceptable clothing styles. I feel like girls can wear funky stuff and be cool. When I do it my friends tell me to calm down.
The dressing flexibility. This might be region specific but in my experience men dressing for formal occasion only get suits which dont have much big variety. Meanwhile there is like no definition for what is or isn’t a dress.
I wish i could get to wear seemingly whatever i want as long as it looks fancy. Like dont get me wrong the whole bespoke suit shit is fucking classy and amazing but sometimes I don’t wanna wear those. Let me show up in a giant ass gown or something.
Multiple orgasms in close succession. Sometimes my wife has three in a row and then it’s like her mind dissolves into a cloud of bliss that lasts ten minutes. Looks nice.
Their ability to comfort others. Had a death in the family yesterday and my aunt took it rough and I was rubbing her back while she cried in an attempt to let her know someone was there and my sister came over and wrapped her in a huge hug and my aunt just melted. Whenever people start crying I have no clue what to do and I’m a little weird about my personal bubble which makes it harder to give hugs, etc.
This doesn’t exactly fit but sometimes I’m in the mood where i want to be sexualised from head to toe and showered in praise by women in a similar way to how men do. Obviously I’m jumping over a bunch of things here like consent and them not getting mad when I don’t reciprocate it.
The ability to attract the opposite sex just by sitting at a bar alone for 10 minutes. I sit at a bar alone I’m accused of being a loner, an alcoholic, someone who had a fight with a loved one trying to drown my sorrows, having no friends, running from the law, etc.
The lower likelihood of going bald. Not sure if that is what you mean by quality though.
Having a wider variety of socially acceptable clothing styles. I feel like girls can wear funky stuff and be cool. When I do it my friends tell me to calm down.
Be up close to other children and be seen as protective rather than predatory
The dressing flexibility. This might be region specific but in my experience men dressing for formal occasion only get suits which dont have much big variety. Meanwhile there is like no definition for what is or isn’t a dress.
I wish i could get to wear seemingly whatever i want as long as it looks fancy. Like dont get me wrong the whole bespoke suit shit is fucking classy and amazing but sometimes I don’t wanna wear those. Let me show up in a giant ass gown or something.
Multiple orgasms in close succession. Sometimes my wife has three in a row and then it’s like her mind dissolves into a cloud of bliss that lasts ten minutes. Looks nice.
Receiving compliments, not even to the degree they do, I just want more than 2 a year please
The longer life expectancy
For the opposite gender to hit on me
Voice.
Mine sounds like someone threw concrete into an engine block while it was running.
Their dump truck ass
The ability to have your emotions acknowledged
Boobs
Their ability to comfort others. Had a death in the family yesterday and my aunt took it rough and I was rubbing her back while she cried in an attempt to let her know someone was there and my sister came over and wrapped her in a huge hug and my aunt just melted. Whenever people start crying I have no clue what to do and I’m a little weird about my personal bubble which makes it harder to give hugs, etc.
Being able to somehow make a living space more liveable.
Having someone to take you on dates and call you beautiful..
Finding my own stuff.
This doesn’t exactly fit but sometimes I’m in the mood where i want to be sexualised from head to toe and showered in praise by women in a similar way to how men do. Obviously I’m jumping over a bunch of things here like consent and them not getting mad when I don’t reciprocate it.
Basically I’m an attention whore.
Looking great in an evening dress.
The ability to take my child(if I ever have one) to the park without being suspected of being a chomo
I don’t want a quality. I just want the cultural freedom to wear a skirt. It must be helluva comfortable down there
The ability to have people ask you out.
Sex appeal
Strength from men. I’m jealous about how easy it is for them to gain muscle.
Being able to be a parent and not “babysitting”
The lower prison sentences
The ability to be vulnerable/friendly and not get homophobic treatment while doing so.
Either no balls cause to me they’re annoying as hell or the fact that on average women have less body hair
Gaining strength from a community. Men are raised to be lone wolfs.
Splash their face with water but still have clear skin
The ability to pee standing up.
Not sure if this counts but the ability to make thousands of dollars a day by just sitting in a hot tub on twitch and reading a few names out loud
Remembering dates.
The audacity
Not being seen as a potential threat
The ability to attract the opposite sex just by sitting at a bar alone for 10 minutes. I sit at a bar alone I’m accused of being a loner, an alcoholic, someone who had a fight with a loved one trying to drown my sorrows, having no friends, running from the law, etc.
That god damn magical ability to find stuff in plain sight. Id kill for that
Multiple orgasms. Only thing opposite gender has that I’m jealous of.