How often do you feel like grabbing another man’s hand?

To hold? To shake? To take control of?

In highschool when exploiting my peers homophobia was humorous

Are we talking like a handshake? When appropriate and socially expected.

Otherwise never.

Never.

If you do, you may be bi or gay.

Either to shake their hand or to put them in a joint lock? It’s both kind of situational.. if an aggressive person is poking me in the chest or pointing at my face in a threatening manner or throwing a punch at me or introducing himself and extending his hand to be shook you get the idea.
Otherwise never.

Never.

Never

You don’t know where that hand’s been

Fun fact, though, in Ethiopia it’s quite common for men to hold hands as friends and even feed their buddies hand-to-mouth in that sort of cutesy way.

Never.